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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via kazurinsky)

gummo1997:

oblivi0s:

I think it’s really ironic how tumblr users say how against racism and sexism they are yet they constantly make fun of whites and straight people like it isn’t sexist or racist

To be honest ive only pooped in a public bathroom twice in my life maybe

Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
Me: No, but you can get these hands.
austoon:

even now, the evil seed of what you’ve done germinates within you

austoon:

even now, the evil seed of what you’ve done germinates within you

a few of Grimes’s super groovy stage set-ups

foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
fillehwilleh:

i gotta skeletone my skelebones and drank my juicy juice to get skrong boi

fillehwilleh:

i gotta skeletone my skelebones and drank my juicy juice to get skrong boi

beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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awwww-cute:

A kitten in a kitten-sized bed

awwww-cute:

A kitten in a kitten-sized bed